Quotes of the day

It was late at night, at an hour which the simple Suzies consider ungodly, when roads are devoid of cars and the scenery devoid of pedestrians. Contrary to popular belief, it is the most spiritual time of day. But for some reason the McDonald's drive-thru had a line up. That did not bother the characters in our story though; Tinu, Feeq and Biro.
After much debate they had finalized their order. A big mac meal, a big mac meal and a big mac meal. Oh and there was an apple pie.
They had finalized their order far too early though; they were still 3 cars and 10 mins of service behind.
"Don't forget my apple pie!" Feeq reminded Biro in his usual irate tone.
Feeq can be summed up in three simple words: Angry Young Man. Angry with life, money, women, friends, friends (the tv sitcom), the Tunisian government, any government... he was angry with coffee and he was angry with tea.
When Feeq wasn't angry he was staring women down. They didn't have to be pretty. He would just stare them down. It's not as creepy as it sounds; like an alarm clock that rings every morning even if it's a Saturday, Feeq would stare at women, even those that looked like men.
As fate would have it Feeq turned around to look inside the McDonald's and he saw a couple of girls of African origin. And then he decided to bestow on his friends some great insight: "You know these Nigerians, Kenyans, Sudanians..."
"Feeq, it's Sudanese" corrected Tinu.
"What? Yea, I know. Anyways, these Sudanians.."
"Its Sudanese, not Sudanians. Say it after me: Soo-Daa-Knees"
"Sudanese. There! Anyways these Sudanians..."
"Man, what's wrong with you?"
"What? So, these Sudanians..."
(Tinu to himself) "WHY do I bother?"
"...are SOOO Fucking Dumb!"