Sacrilege of the Sacred.

The proper method, as taught by Dastiism.

O Dastiest of all Dastis!! Let it be known that it is a duty unto yourself and a duty unto Dastiism that you make the sacred vow four times. Once for the truthness of a love so clear and pure that you could , for your whole lifetime, be left marooned in its dearth.
Once for the bland tool of money, not for its richness, for you are not avaricious, but because the destiny of a Dasti is beyond that of scraping for worldly currency. But remember the Dastis cannot be bought, the Dastis only buy.
Once for fame, though you need it not, but is there ever a better motive?
And once for charity, to lift more than an eyebrow and to spread the light over the darkness of a tarnished soul. Are we not Pure, Philanthropic, Illustrious, Chariatable... Dasti?
Be wise in your choices. Be as you were born to be; Dasti.

Source: The Wisdom of Dastiism Vol III Chapter IX