Height of desperation and blue coal..

This is the blue coal. Ever seen anything like this? I doubt it. How did it happen? On that night was coined together the infamous-phrase-to-be, blue hot coal. But I call it kryptonite. Anyways, the answer to the question about how this came to pass is obviously, " it's a long story... " and under most circumstances that means, 'I'll tell you later' OR ' I don't want to tell you'. I will try and share.

The story starts in a land far far away, where there were four sheeshas in one building. Every day and every nightthe sheeshas would parade in their shining armour, as the green fire of envy burned with increasing zeal in the hearts of ciggarettes and bongs. Okay, maybe not bongs but you get my drift; other such devices. As it turned out... (I'm sorry only one phrase can explain what happened to the sheeshas)... un ko nazar lag gayee. Yes. They were struck by the sight. One by one they fell. One was pummeled down by a football flying in from 5 yards off. Another just slipped and fell. The third one just sucked as it was, that leaves us with the last one. The saviour, the 'One'.
Unfortunately, today, the one met the grim reaper as its heart, the bowl, fell on the floor and disintegrated into infinite, non-glue-backable pieces, some still attached to the foil and some not even acknoledging what they were. We thought that that was the end of the road... and this road was not even yellow-bricked.
Note: Manchester United sucks.
Necessity is the mother of invention. It is the father of discovery. And a glimmer of hope. Which is why when we dug and dug under the tree of lost cause, we found the most amazing coal; blue coal! And when that magic was lit, it glowed in neon. Then a sheesha was pieced together comprising of a shitty bowl, shitty structure and a bottle of water. No working pipe would fit in the structure. Desprate as everyone was, it was decided that we shall smoke it direct... eventually for the first and last time. But no superman dieing or any of that crap. And it was apple flavour.