Quotes of life => Quote of the Day

Note: These quotes are not well-constructed sentences with profound meanings. They are all thats left of the jargon in my head.

Quote of today: "Oye!!" - Most frequently used quote in recent times. Experts have been unable to pen down an accurate interpretation, but they unanimously feel that the quote serves as some form of a greeting. A small segment of the experts are of the opinion that "Oye!!" is a tribute to the legendary character Pop'oye!!' the Sailor. I would also like to add that these experts are currently working on a thesis which basically revolves around the idea that the Whitehouse is a house for white presidents only. I would further like to add that these experts determined that their previous project, "Why Americans spell colour as color...", was inconclusive. Stupidity has always managed to reach new depths. For those interested, in the future the experts plan to work on a PG 16 version of the Sesame Street. So far they've only come up with a couple of characters; Big Turd and Cookie Pornster. They're hoping that BBC will air the program. In the end, they plan to retire and read my blogs. So, you all should feel like you've achieved the world!!!

A special shout out to all those that do not call me and wake me up before noon. I love you all.