Defining Blog (Part II :Potion, Lotion, Motion, Notion, Emotion, Commotion, Promotion, Demotion, Ocean?)

What could be more mind-bloggling, I mean mind-blogging, I mean mind-boggling (Yes? Got it right? Recheck = 'mind-boggling')... I'll just start all over...

What could be more mind-boggling than defining a blog in two parts? Especially when you've got nothing relevant down in part one. I hate it when there's an accumulation of workload. Though I should be used to it by now, having sucessfully shown resistance for two years in a prestigious institution in Lahore. Bitter words, bitter thoughts. Clearly, I am in no mood to ramble on. Sorry to disappoint you all. But it's not like I get paid to write words in a funny order, especially when I'm in a bitter mood.

Right. So as I stand, I've got to define the two-part blog in one-part, then I've got to make up for all the '2 ads hit' in the first part, then I've got to work on my plan to take on the world, then I've got to count to confirm whether or not the Rosepetal box really does contain, en-quote, '150 x 2 ply table napkins' and then I have to wear my cap on backwards to check if I look any different today, as compared to yesterday when I wore my cap on backwards.

I just performed the hourly ritual of spinning your neck around and the Smashing Pumpkins cd cover caught my attention. Ironic it is that there are no smashed pumpkins on the cover, just a guy with long blond hair, wearing a bald cap. Or it really is a bald guy with no long blond hair. Anyways, the band's broken up so we can close our eyes and imagine the pumpkins being smashed... It's a funny site if they're being smashed by a cow's tail, whose motion is quite similar to the pattern that it adopts under the situation where it is trying to smash flies.

I am a coke person so YaaaY for Coke and Booo for Pepsi. What does Pepsi stand for anyway? Pay Each Penny to Save Israel?? I'm sure they've altered it for Pepsi Pakistan. I'm sure it's something like "Pakistan's Excellent Pepsi is Superior to India's". Where as for coke, it would have to be something like 'Coke Or/and Kristmas are Equals'. You probably don't believe me.

Well you shouldn't. Unless ofcourse you're a Pepsi-lover, cause only Pepsi-lovers are gullible enough to fall for such parc (crap backwards). Pepsi is harmful for your intellect and Coke for your teeth. I can safely conclude that Coke > Pepsi , as long as coke doesn't damage your 'wisdom' tooth, because then you'd be losing your teeth and intellect.

Ok. About Blogs. In order to answer the question that I have dared to ask myself, I'll have to resort to the "Little Girl Theory" of the wise old Sir William Khuts. According to the theory, there is a little girl in all of us with pink ponytails and uhhh... I'll pretend that there isn't more but there is (Though maybe not relevant to the question at hand). This blogging business is just an outlet for that little girl, that lives in all of us with pink ponytails. It is the thought that keeps the spirit of the little girl alive, it is the effort that keeps the ponytails everpink.

Clearly, the little girl inside of me is some reincarnation of Gwen Stephanie from the No Doubt days of 'Ex-girlfriend'... very pink and very punk. No ponytails. But shit!!! Still pink!? I guess that's where the blogging comes in.

I'll let you off easy this time. Signing off with the new words of Dave Grohl [Foo Fighters], straight from the new Foo: The best of you

I’ve got another confession to make,
I’m your fool,
Everyone’s got their chains to break,
Holdin’ you,
Were you born to resist?
Or be abused?
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?

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